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Bikes of the Tour de Farce 2025
7 October, 2025
Our rider registration looks a little different to other events. Riders, on arrival, are handed a Top Trumps card, a raw egg, and a selection of paints and pens. They can then spend the evening getting to know each other and chatting through their questions.
We ask riders to self-police and score themselves on their 'privilege' which ranges, as you can see below, from the length of their femur, the sporting prowess of their family, the age of their kit, any sponsorship, and the amount of free time.
At the end of their event, this Top Trumps card will act as a form of taxation system which will adjust the final results. It's all very scientific. Stay tuned to find out.